skull rectus

Having your head up your butt

He apparently suffers from skull rectus

by Nannie515 January 26, 2019

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

flatus gasious emanatus rectus

Pseudo-scientific term for a fart.

Farter: Aaaah!

Fartee: Dude, what was that?

Farter: A simple case of flatus gasious emanatus rectus.

by Bombcat June 17, 2007

RICtastic

fantastic, as per rick.

of, or related to RICular quale

better than dick (as in richard)

"Man, did you see the Tony Awards last night?"

"Dawg, you know that ain't my bag. But the commercials were rictastic."

by rick's cubical mate June 30, 2009

cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017

rectussy

A laceration between the vagina and rectum (see also - vagasshole)

That woman has a nasty looking rectussy.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket

wow don... you love the rectus

by rectal rocket December 12, 2004