total rhubarb

Completely and undeniably true.

Claims that Brexit is a disaster are total rhubarb.

by Rishi47 January 27, 2022

rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

rhubarb

Plant typically found growing wild in the City of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Dude, my Abercrombie shirt just fell off the porch and into that patch of rhubarb. Fucking REFS!!!"

by Severance June 16, 2006

Rub the Rhubarb

To jack off or masterbate. It origin comes from the vibrant red color the penile shaft takes on after a particularly vigorous rub-out session.

After the high school dance left Danny hot and bothered, he had no choice but to rub the rhubarb.

by Chicago Jeff October 4, 2006

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

Rhubarbing

When you ejaculate inside a lady whom is menstruating, pull out your phallus in a swift fashion leaving a white and red streaky cum-coction either on the sheets or each other.

Oh, I say Betty, it appears we’ve done quite the Rhubarbing on your Auntie’s sheets!

by Legolash April 24, 2022

rhubarb

1. A plant with stalks that can only be eaten after being sweetened and cooked and often eaten with other things anyway. Many people have heard of it but never seen it before.

A rhubarb pie actually has more strawberries than rhubarbs.

by DW May 28, 2004