aussie slang for a root
by SWITCH ONE January 24, 2010
Get the ronny coot mug.Used when talking about a crazy person, this person is also usally very short. Typical for this kind of person is his low mass. As a result og his short size the energy in his body reaches every bodypart. Reka translated from Norwegian means shrimp. This is relevant because shrimp is used when talking about a small penis size.
by Per hansen February 12, 2021
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-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
by Cablehawk November 3, 2010
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Skeep2: no way leave it for ronny rez bomb, he'll finish it off
Scoop: yeah ill take that i need my rez fix
Skeep2: no way leave it for ronny rez bomb, he'll finish it off
Scoop: yeah ill take that i need my rez fix
by SkeepBeep January 6, 2011
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Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.
Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.
One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.
She responded, Heyy.
Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.
Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...
And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!
Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up
Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019
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