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New Year's Revelation

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The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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revelation

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realizing that you wanna change your life and do what you want and not what other people want you to do and follow your heart
i had a revelation to move to venice beach and live in a car
by Mollizzle my nizzle December 15, 2009
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Sturgeon's revelation

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A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".
Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!
by edwild22 March 2, 2009
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revelation

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A moment of insight on a certain matter.
One day, when the emptiness has become unbearable, a revelation will dawn upon him.
- Jack London
by racoon44 May 17, 2014
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Reveling in the fact that there it was always more to learn.
To know that you really don't know anything is true Revelance
by jellybean57 March 5, 2021
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Revenant

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A type of undead. Similar to a zombie in that it is a reanimated corpse, but revenants retain portions of their personality and some amount of intelligence as seen by their motivations for returning, and it is said that revenants return of their own volition, rather than being reanimated by magic or caused by a viral outbreak like zombies.

1. Evil people who terrorize the living after death, in particular those they knew during their lives (as told by William of Newburgh.)

2. The dead who were wronged in life which harboured such a resentment for the crimes committed against them even in death that they continue to walk the earth, perpetuating the crimes committed against them until they are vindicated (as seen in the folklore of Rotten Johnny Reb.)
1. That bastard was so cold hearted, even death didn't want him. And now we have all the joys of digging the sod out of his grave to put an end to his new found life as a revenant.

2. It's horrible how that revenant died.. It's almost enough to make you empathize with his mass killings.
by A Heartless Blackguard November 23, 2017
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Revelating

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Okay this is actually a word but for some reason the dictionary doesn't have it... It is the present participle of revelate, from the Latin root relevatus, meaning the act of disambiguation.
I just found out i'm actually a taurus moon not a gemini moon!!! This shit is revelating!
by Amsterdam Shag October 24, 2019
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