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rejuvenique 

a creepy face mask, that supposedly does what ten sit-ups would do for your body for your face
guy 1: have you heard of this product called the rejuvenique
guy 2: yeah, that mask looks very, very creepy

Rejuvenator 

An electric scythe that when used to hit a gem will be set back to how they made you
Spinel used the rejuvenator to hit pearl, amythist, and garnet
Rejuvenator by Tawinner October 17, 2019

Rejuvenate 

Rejuvenate: to get high off marijuana again that same wake period that you got baked in.
Gyv: let's rejuvenate

Mig: I'm with that lmao let's rejuv
Rejuvenate by BerzerkerJr November 12, 2019

Rejuvenalized 

When your rat pulsates and break dances in the corner. This usually occurs when the rat has been squished and hung from their tail.
Damn…. My rat is rejuvenalized!! Thats hard as fuck yo.

Rejuvenating Jana 

When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.
My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.

Rejuvecooch 

“I had the most relaxing day yesterday! Now I feel so Rejuvecooched!”
Rejuvecooch by Tammieb126 January 12, 2024