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Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer 

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
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reindeer games 

activities that exclude outsiders(from the Christmas song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)
It looks like more reindeer games are going on in the background.

reindeer effect 

Something that cannot be totally explained.
Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect!

Reindeer Mounting 

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.
for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

reindeer 

Slang originated and spoken in St. Louis, made famous by Nelly of the St. Lunatics.

A lady with a large behind. Big, thick, booty.
"is that yo ass or yo mama half reindeer" {Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly}
reindeer by Chanooziller April 10, 2008

reindeer ditching 

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.
the neighbors got some new reindeer lights, lets go reindeer ditching tonite.
reindeer ditching by frostybear83 December 14, 2010

Reindeer Toe 

Festive camel toe, as seen at Christmas parties.
"Liz had major reindeer toe in her sexy elf costume."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."
Reindeer Toe by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014