The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
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A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt
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Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
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Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
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1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago
2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points
3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place
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ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?
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