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Reckon-so-harder

A person who reckons they’re so hard. They walk around thinking they’re the dog’s bollocks. They think they can beat up anyone but tend to usually have a chip on their shoulder, they share similar traits with a chihuahua.
*listens to drill music* “I reckon I’m so hard, honest to fucking Godddddd”

“reckon-so-harder! Reckon-so-harder!”

chinny reckon 

To express indignant disbelief at another's fanciful proclamation.

Typically accompanied by the stroking of a non-existent goatie beard.

For some reason "reckon" is pronounced "reh-kon" rather the usual "reh-kun".
"I managed to cop off with 5 birds on Saturday night."

"5? Chinny reckon."
chinny reckon by blues x man July 31, 2005

Chinny Reckon 

This means 'yeah right' or 'I don't beleive you'. It is pronounced 'chinny re-kon' and has more impact if you say it whilst stroking your chin. We used to say it at primary school, but it might just be a Northern thing!
"You get £100 pocket money a week?"

"Chinny Reckon!"
Chinny Reckon by OCPD May 6, 2006

chinny reckon 

Up until around the age of 12 this is a common phrase in every child's vocabulary. Used to question the validity of somebody's statement. In cambridgeshire there were two variations of chinny reckon or "Chinny Rah-Kon". Firstly one would put their tongue imbetween their bottom teeth and lip, making it swell, and make a low noise before saying "Chinny Reckon" or "Itchy Chin". The phrase "Chin Spin" was also used in the same context.
"I've scored twenty five goals on the playground this week"

"Yeah, Chinny Reckon"
chinny reckon by GJK22 July 9, 2007

I reckon so 

It’s fixing to rain.

I reckon so.
I reckon so by Chickenheart December 9, 2017

David Reckon 

Da.vid Re.ck.on \'da:v-d- re-'kon-*s\ term. (descp. fr. phrase) 1: a male who wants to be David Beckham and therefore endeavours to copy each one of his shit haircuts and metrosexual clothing. Will usually have a trophy missus who can thus be described as a poor man's Posh and Becks 2: most of the male population of Essex 3: see also David Peckham 4: loosely related to a mockney.
1: "Is that David Beckham" said Geri
"Is it fuck" said Mel B "It's David Reckon.
David Reckon by jim December 24, 2004