Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

Jeffrey Rasmussen

Jeffrey Rasmussen seems like a simple person, but like the name is more complex then they seem. Jeffrey Rasmussen is loyal, funny, geeky (not nerdy) and ok with it. Jeffrey Rasmussen has looked for other Jeffrey’s in the world and knows with a name like that all of them would be a fun person to hangout with. Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one that everyone loves to be around because he is loyal, caring, and honest to a fault. Jeffrey has seen many things in life and understands people better than 90% of the human population. In a group of friends Jeffrey Rasmussen is the one who entertains, the crowd.
Jeffrey Rasmussen can be a 3rd wheel, 5th wheel, or 2nd wheel. He is also perfectly fine being the lonesome wheel on the side of the road hanging out with nature.

If this isn’t the most accurate statement about Jeffrey Rasmussen then we suggest you just stick with the plain name Jeff.
Kudos to all the Jeffrey Rasmussen’s in the world.

“Wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen…that’s it just wow that Jeffrey Rasmussen”

by Satcartoonsrule! November 22, 2021

Gracie Rasmussen

She’s hot always has a boyfriend! Likes js

Gracie Rasmussen so hot I could fuck her

by Graciefucker69!! September 6, 2021

Math Rasmussen

A weird individual who refuses the fact that he is a ginger, even though everyone keeps reminding him. The love of his life is estragon, and he developed this live during the six months he worked as a cook.

Look at Math Rasmussen, what a ginger

by WilliamTheBandito September 29, 2022

Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.

OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger

by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022