Sweating like a rapist

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

by coolaide July 31, 2018

testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)

man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

sock rapist

-A man who puts his member into a sock, applies the Kung Fu action grip, and proceeds to tenaciously wankerbate

"You bought a Yanni CD? You, lad, are a pathetic sock rapist."

by Batrastard August 21, 2003

serial rapist

someone who enjoys humping Kellog's products.

What's this white stuff on the Corn Flakes?
Oh, no! Steve the serial rapist must have gotten to it again!

by jojo20 April 17, 2005

Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape

"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"

by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016

(SMR) Serial Midget Rapist

SMR: (serial midget rapist) is a gangbanger that hangs around his taller attractive friends. He can't get any without spiking your drink at a party, since he is so short he can get away with it because you would just look over his head; he is not actively in your line of vision. An SMR stutters when he finds a mildly attractive mate and turns red like a tomato when someone feels up his trail patch of tears.

In a sentence:

In a sentence:

"Yo check out that fucking (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist if you were any taller he'd shag you like a deranged rabbit."
"I think that (SMR) Serial Midget Rapist roofed my friend because she like passed out and thought she felt a leprechaun ejaculate in her hair."

by HowToSteveAJobIn10Days May 24, 2018

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011