Ranked Skywars

Ranked Skywars is a game on the Hypixel Network where four cheaters battle it out for the Victory Royale to achieve a high pixel number above their name.

"Damn these hackers have been draining me in Ranked Skywars all day, time to quit."

by ProMLGMacBook December 20, 2018

Ranked Skywars

A gamemode on the server Hypixel which is PURE CANCER. It is full of closet cheaters or the biggest sweats, no in between. The people who play this are extremely toxic and will not hesitate to insult you if you beat them.

WTF?!?! Why do notes trail players keep targeting me on Ranked Skywars, holy shit...

by ELITE hahaha :3 April 12, 2021

Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018

Ranked Slayer

A commonly played playlist for Halo 3 on Xbox live. It is the basic game type and is great for getting all around better at Halo 3.

I was just playing some ranked slayer and totally got destroyed 5 times in a row... Lost 4 skill.

by Mailman433 February 26, 2009

Ranked Skywars

A fun gamemode on the Hypixel server. Its competetive so everyone gets the same loot so you can have fair fights! Also there are rewards for the top players

The 10 best players in the world get master division
The 200 best players in the world get diamond division
The 1500 best players in the world get gold division

''Hey! lets play some ranked skywars. I really want to get those awesome rewards.''

by Blyar April 26, 2019

Ranked Skywars

possibly the most cancerous game on the hypixel network. used to be appealing because of its fast paced theme and rewards but it's now full of blatant cheaters, closet cheaters who don't get banned even if everyone on earth and their fucking mom, cousin, and uncle knows they do, and sweaty toxic neckbeards who don't know how to interact with other humans irl. the top 5000 players get iron division, the top 1500 get gold, top 200 get diamond, and the top 10 get masters (you can't get this without cheating/boosting btw). there is equal amount of loot in mid chests for good rng and fair fights for everyone and good servers that don't lag or throw games for you at all. people do not sweat their dicks off at 1000 rating.
this game can make you feel the following:
meaningless
suicidal
uncontrollably angry

Player: i wish i could be good at ranked skywars like auror. he must be so good to get masters a lot without cheating or using mvp++!
Player 2: nah he autoclicks 20 cps dude
Player:

Player 2: it's ok, let's play tf2 instead

by milky creamy sweet semen July 28, 2021

Ranked Skywars

Hypixel. Currently the top Server in the, "Blockgame". Consisting of one of the most heart wrenching, powerful experiences you'll ever find. Deep role play enriched, with its large inviting community, this server is far from dead.

The main Prize of the Server, the vassel to its success.. Ranked.. Skywars. Imagine this! Battling away with your friends grinding up the ranks! This server is the reason why people play.. Minecraft, this gamemode is the reason we live...

Player number 1: "Finally, I am level 25 I can play Ranked Skywars!"

Player number 2: " FUCK YOU DUDE YOU'RE PROBABLY A HACKING FAGGOT KYSSSS"

by straight black male June 3, 2018