Ramadan Dong

When you're so horny you cant even eat

fuck kitchen dick..Im so Horny I got that Ramadan Dong son

by bootabootaboo December 11, 2010

Happy Ramadan

When you wake your man up just long enough before sunrise to give him a little bit of ass and finish with just enough time to face Qibla and stay right with Allah.

"Bro, you looking tired as hell"
"Totally worth it, fam. Got up a little bit early if you know what I mean."
"Oh snap, son! She gave you the ol' Happy Ramadan?!"
"She's a keeper, bruh."

by BossClockwork June 13, 2016

Ramadan Porn

Mainly female based porn who's participants are wearing some form of ramadan related costume. Sometimes general Islamic porn can be included in this term provided there are sufficient signs of fasting.

I'm going to give up Ramadan Porn for Ramadan.

by Jay Cee Bob 01 September 3, 2009

once a Ramadan

an event occurs once a year or rarer

boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.

boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about

by Sexydimma August 19, 2017

Redneck Ramadan

A period of feasting which lasts more than one day for a person who views Islam as a way of life to be mocked , hated, or misunderstood.

Usually the result of a windfall, ie a sale on Natural Ice, a winning scratch off ticket, a new girlfriend with an EBT card.

Redneck" I ran into the vending machine lady, she was throwing out all the old sandwitches since they expired, and she let me have em all ! I have enough vending machine food fer four days, breakfast lunch and dinner !"

Observer "Looks like the begining of a Redneck Ramadan.

by Smart ass guy August 3, 2011

once a Ramadan

an event occurs once a year or rarer

boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.

boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016

dick ramadan

When you don’t have sex for a lot of time.

I’ve been on dick ramadan for 4 months, but yesterday i finally did it.

by BigBusinessDavid September 13, 2020