ralph

1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.

1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.

by badrat August 3, 2004

ralph

Someone to be looked down upon, shamed, or ridiculed in any manner that is degrading.

Person one: Look at that kid! He be tryin to act all coo' wit his g-unit shirt up in this hizzle!
Person two: What a ralph!

by anonymous February 15, 2004

ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter

I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.

by tmack41 December 15, 2008

ralph

A guy who must beat their girlfriend at everything possible and never succeeds.

Don't be a Ralph or she'll leave you.

by Werita November 10, 2004

ralphing

v. The act if vomiting.

Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!

by Jargin April 26, 2006

Ralph

To make a right turn. Usually while driving.

Yo man, hang a ralph at the next light.

by shiznit September 3, 2003

ralphed

the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.

"i just ralphed in your bathroom"

by lanelane February 12, 2007