Raccoon

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019

raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

by Cliet May 17, 2006

the raccoon

whilst engaging in a sexual act, one of the partners, (normally male) strikes the other partner in both eyes. The two black eyes creates the illusion of the other partner being a raccoon. While the raccon-looking partner is having trouble focusing their vision, you push them towards the door, and knock over the garbage can on their way out of the room.

after I gave her the bucking bronco, I proceeded to execute the raccoon on dat dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty slut

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

by Dan30 July 4, 2012

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011