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raccoon

the act of engaging in hairy butt animal sex. the victim is usually left with painful and lasting memories.
girl: ow my ass is hurting
girl2: u got raccooned
by Air Bud 3 October 29, 2006
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raccoon

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.
Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.
by Manny F August 12, 2006
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raccoon

Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.
Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
by smash*star March 14, 2011
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raccoon

the raccoon is what was formerly on this random kid's head. However it is now being sold by some posh hair stylists as hair extensions for people who are not as stupid/unfortunate to have hair that forms into a raccoon when it grows very long (QQQQQUUUUUUEEEEERRR) People with raccoons are generally peasants
Person 1: 'mate thats a raccoon!!!!!'
Person 2: 'i know its a piece of shit isn't it....i'm probs gonna get it cut off on saturday'
Person 1: 'thank god for that......wudn't want it leaving your head and attacking the rest of us normal human beings now would we!!!'
by johnstick1 March 24, 2008
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Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.
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Raccoon

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 22, 2011
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Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
by TC231 February 17, 2013
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