Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"

by Dr Queef Sneefer August 9, 2009

Quiche

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

quiche

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

by Tommy Theobald December 28, 2005

Quiche Bag

a wimp who gets too much attention or credit. An irritating, preppy, goody two-shoes pussy

The guy on the TV show, The Bachelor, is a quiche bag.

by Fagel Bagel February 4, 2009

Quiche

Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...

"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)

by Millidred July 1, 2005

Quiche

A type of french kiss.

"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"

by Paulhully November 5, 2016

Quichebagel

(n.) A code word for douchebag.

Just forget him! You're ex boyfriend is nothing but a stupid quichebagel!

by MAC... July 19, 2014