Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

puping

The intense expulsion of the contents of one's stomach and intestines by simultaneously puking and pooping actions. The regurgitating portion usually occurs through the mouth and sometimes the nose, while excrement exits out of the anus. It is usually the result of a night of binge drinking which eventually leads to loss of all bowel and esophagus control.

Mike: "Dude, so Dan ended last week's formal party by puping into a toilet while his date held his hand. He then proceeded to pass out on a bare mattress with a teddy bear on one hand, while his other hand flipped the finger."
Ray: "WagoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!"
Joe: "Yeah, well Sal took so many Irish Car Bombs at The Ruck last night that he passed in the shower puping. The water was of course running."

by RaymondJT August 13, 2010

poping

Drinking large amounts of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (DXM)based cough syrup, and then embarking on an adventure while wandering around neighborhoods or parks all night. This is usually done while listening to Punk rock music from a portable jambox.

Todd, TJ, and Skelton spent a lot of time poping in the 80's

by Toddly September 11, 2006

curry-piping

The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional.

When Jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see Jack's gaping anus dripping with fresh faeces she realised she'd been given a curry-piping she would not soon forget.

by Donnchadh Tiernan March 21, 2008

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019