put Trump in my mouth

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet

I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

by moose90 April 13, 2021

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Just put it on my account

Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".

Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.

"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."

by denseb0nerforest February 6, 2018

i put it on my mama

You’re putting your word on it

Keeping it real

Yo man, did you score that hottie last night at the club??.. . Hell yeah I put it on my Mama yo

by DaVinci1984 April 6, 2018

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019