A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.

(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"

portaholic by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013

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pornaholic

A person who wants to quit watching porn and/or messing around but doesn't know how to.

1) My friend is a pornaholic, I am sure he would love your new book.

2) I was a pornaholic for ten years before I was saved by Jesus Christ.

pornaholic by Syd86 June 22, 2012

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Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.

sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic

Porkaholic by ShameelH December 11, 2009

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pimpaholic

someone who is addicted to pimping da hoes

mark - "man andrew sure does have allot of hoe's"
john - "yea, he sure does. i wonder what his secret is."
andrew - "guys, theres no secret, the ladys just love me, i guess you could just call me, a PIMPAHOLIC"

pimpaholic by EWWW its Cori December 10, 2008

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