tsunami dick punch

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face

Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

by Skrambles the death dealer February 21, 2015

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death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 02, 2011

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throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

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What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!

Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"

by Zratz3 September 25, 2015

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