pumpernickel

A very inexpensive prostitute.

Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!

by Peter Crammer December 12, 2006

Pumpernickel

Intercourse that consists of five pumps only

We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel

by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009

pumpernickel fuck

A weird insult when you’re mad

Friend: Sherry’s cheating on you
Me: Pumpernickel fuck!

by Truffle butter is good December 23, 2017

pimpernickle

A pimple on your "nether region"

AJ: Hey Caleb, have you ever gotten a pimpernickle?
Caleb: No i havent... Have you?
AJ: Yea...
Caleb: ....... Can I see it?

by RandomGayGuy69 November 21, 2013

Bake some pumpernickel

To deficate or solid fart in a toilet or other receptacle.

Hey Sweety, can you keep an eye on the baby I have to bake some pumpernickel before the flight. I hate using airplane restrooms.

by Cigar ass October 7, 2018

Pumperwinkle

An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.

Oh daddy, don't let your pumperwinkle go in that far.

by therealunclekenny April 3, 2023

pumpernickel sauce

a phrase to say when you don't want to swear and it makes other people laugh.

Oh pumpernickel sauce, I can't believe I dropped it again!

by PAB91 April 12, 2011