The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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by Jermaine McGrizzle August 30, 2010
Get the Pulling a George Michael mug.One: When a student insists on trying to get a teacher to assign more homework to the class.
Two: When a student asks about the assigned homework directly after the teacher assigns it and explains it, to clarify.
Two: When a student asks about the assigned homework directly after the teacher assigns it and explains it, to clarify.
Example one:
Teacher: I am giving questions two A & B for homework on page 17.
Student 1: Aren't you supposed to assign four questions on a Tuesday?
Student 2: Stop Pulling-a-Michaela, Michaela!
Example two:
Teacher: You have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework.
Student 1: Do we have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework?
Student 2: Omfg stop Pulling-a-Michaela!
Teacher: I am giving questions two A & B for homework on page 17.
Student 1: Aren't you supposed to assign four questions on a Tuesday?
Student 2: Stop Pulling-a-Michaela, Michaela!
Example two:
Teacher: You have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework.
Student 1: Do we have to draw a graph and create an equation for homework?
Student 2: Omfg stop Pulling-a-Michaela!
by sr1045 November 24, 2009
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That fucker is with my best friend and has a rubber dick!
Me: Hey man did you here about Logans new boyfriend!?! he has a rubber dickk!!
friend: oh hes pulling a micheal
Me: Hey man did you here about Logans new boyfriend!?! he has a rubber dickk!!
friend: oh hes pulling a micheal
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"did you hear Georgs talk last night?"
"Yea, and in the end he was Pulling a micheal"
"did you hear Georgs talk last night?"
"Yea, and in the end he was Pulling a micheal"
by Eashy0 April 4, 2017
Get the Pulling a micheal mug.The act of changing your skin color to a whiter tone either with paint, as a result of a rare skin disorder, or bleach.
“Bro, Kevin is painting himself white!”
“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”
“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”
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