Pulling a "Mattily"

When someone whom could be considered retarded, or mental/a whore believes someone or something that is out-of-the-ordinary or unrealistic is real or right. Also it is when someone (usually a chick) is just plain stupid. And when youre thinking What the Fuck is she talking about in your head....

Lauren Mattil asked what the dangling thing in her mouth was, everyone responded "Tilapia" and she said "Thats what i thought" she had pulled a major "Mattily"....

Allie was chatting with some friends when Jack decided to try pulling a "Mattily" on her... so he explained that cats were bullet proof due to the refraction causes by the bullets trajectory... she said yeah and agreed...

by Madison Palms February 27, 2009

pulling a matthew

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

by Xxrobloxkidxx April 1, 2019

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019

pullin' a matty

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008