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Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy 

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.
Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy
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Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy 

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.
All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.

slender proxy 

Where people believe in slender man and try to more or less be his minions.
Being a Slender proxy means being someone who has smoked way too much damn weed and or other drugs.
slender proxy by Zerogoose July 25, 2017

shut up by proxy 

The act of telling somebody to lower their voice via the use of another person, typically over text.
Jane and Bob are having a heated discussion in Paul's office while he is trying to work. Paul sends an SMS to Sam (Jane's boyfriend who lives out of state) asking Sam to text Jane to tell her to shut up because she's talking too loudly. Jane has been asked to shut up by proxy.
shut up by proxy by middy_pn April 19, 2014

sex by proxy

This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.
Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy 

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.
"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."

YouTubehausen syndrome by proxy 

When someone uses a fake YouTube account to make a stupid comment, then use their real YouTube account to reply to the stupid comment with a clever one, to get thumbs up on the clever comment.
(With account 1) : this comment has been flagged as spam
omg the Who copied 1d's best song evar, baba o riley is gay

(With account 2) : Get the fuck out of here.
36 thumbs up

(someone else): lol, YouTubehausen syndrome by proxy