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Prostate massage

When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts
On the escort's voicemail, the caller asked if she engaged in prostate massage.
by Colo Guy August 17, 2011
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The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!
by The Insult Man May 28, 2021
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prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.
Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.
by clinton sounds April 11, 2005
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Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate
Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense
by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013
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prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005
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Prostrate Exam

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...
That was an awkward prostrate exam.
by The haydero April 5, 2021
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