productivity fart

random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person

I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...

by herbal t March 12, 2011

protectivity

Some stupid french mother fuckers version of security.

"I want a roooter with more protectivity"

by Banna man May 13, 2005

productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.

There's much ado about productivityproximity.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Profucktivity

{pro•fuck•tiv•i•ty
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.

2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.

3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.

Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,

profuck profuctive perfuckt perfucktion confuck confuction profucktivity

by Mahogany S. Richman March 12, 2013

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

productivity

Productivity is an endless cycle. You can never be productive enough.

So what if instead of us humans getting tired, our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?

I wish my productivity was higher, but my computer is so tired, it falls asleep every 5 minutes.

by tireddesktop January 17, 2024

productivity

Productivity is a never ending cycle. You can never be productive enough.
So what if instead of us humans getting tired our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?

I wish my productivity was higher but my computer keeps falling asleep every 5 minutes.

by tireddesktop January 17, 2024