processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008

blast processing

When video game companies use made-up, exciting terms to describe the normal and mundane features of their consoles or games. Sega used the term "blast processing" to describe their console's capabilities in the nineties.

So Heavy Rain has a "dynamic scenario system." Does it have blast processing, too?

by hataraxia August 22, 2011

processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30

I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.

by concerned employer May 31, 2011

Blast Processing

A buzzword Sega coined in the 90's to promote the fact that Genesis's 7.6 MHz processor was faster than the SNES's 3.6 MHz processor. However while their commercial stated "Sega Genesis has Blast Processing", it made no mention of the actual 7.6 MHz processor itself. This oversight left the term Blast Processing seemingly founded on marketing strategy rather than technical merit, as outside of Sega the term Blast Processing had no real technical meaning at all.

Sega Fanboy: Blast Processing makes the Genesis better.

SNES Fanboy: How?

Sega Fanboy: Um.. It just does, geez, watch the commercial.

by Spill March 22, 2011

Micro-processing

the process of only processing a portion of what a person is saying.

"Say again, I was micro-processing."
"You'll have to speak slowly around her, she's a micro-processor."
"His A.D.D. self will micro-process everything said by a chick with size c tits or larger."

by Bo Webber the ORIGINAL WebHead January 29, 2018

Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying

Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily

by vbzy20 November 17, 2018

Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020