problem?

Sarcastic phrase said at the end of a statement. Usually the statement in question was said solely to piss off or troll someone else, hence "problem" being added to the end. A great tool to annoy others.

Henry: "Who the hell took a dump in my ice cream?!"
Chuck: "Maybe it was me. Problem?" *trollface*

by NarooN October 5, 2011

‘No Problem’

The holy two words received after a ‘Thank You’ message that make all of the troubles and worries of the world disappear and caused birds to sing in the trees and stars to fall from the skies.

‘Thank you’
‘No Problem’

by georgetheboi420 March 7, 2019

Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur October 18, 2008

Problem

A word used to refer to an erect penis.

Jess was cuddling in bed with Alex when she suddenly felt his problem poking her.

by UpDownStrange May 25, 2014

Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

problemation

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

prawb-le-may-shun

Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!

by golikefire June 7, 2009

the problems

People who are considered to be interruptions to the Communist/Utopian plan.

1. China is planning to use military force to handle the problems who are protesting in Hong Kong.
2. Donald Trump is one of the problems faced by the leftist media in the USA.
3. Conservative posters on Urban Dictionary run the risk of being put on "the problems" list and having their previously approved words erased.

by TheFleeceMan August 23, 2019