Probabetion

When a man voluntarily abstains from dating and/or hook-ups to take a break from all the drama women while inevitably introduce into his life. It should be noted that this term only applies to men who would normally have no difficulties obtaining dates or one-night stands. Smash-up of "probation" and "babe".

"Dude, Michelle told me that she wants you to take her home tonight. You need to get on that shit NOW!"

"No way man. I'm on probabetion until summer starts, remember?"

by AgentBacardi May 20, 2010

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Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

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probation slut

A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.

Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"

Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."

by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010

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penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....

He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!

by FeD Up June 27, 2004

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