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2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.
I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?
by 2dprinting May 12, 2013
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Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"
by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011
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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
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war printing

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?
by C Bobbert October 8, 2008
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printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.
I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.
by LIES January 11, 2013
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china printing

china printing

China Gooday Printing Company was established in 2003, we started from a small workshop with 5 person, Now we have over 100 persons in company, we print both domestic and foreign books, brochures and magazines etc. we provide not only low price but also good quality service and products. We response our customers in a quick and efficient way, once a edited electric file is provided we can finish printing in less than a week. For overseas customers, it usually take a month for sea shipping, however previous samples can be delivered by Mail Express. China Gooday Printing Company is private owned company and will provide best service for you.
china printing
China Gooday Printing Company are able to provide low price and good quality product. Please send email xingdaping@yahoo.com to us. Or call us 0086 13701330987. Please include detail information about your request so that we can quote efficiently for you.

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Book Printing: Cover PU Cover Book; Cloth Cover Book; Hardcover Book; Hardcover Book; Calligraphy book; Dimension, page; color; paper; packing;

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brochure Printing: paper; size; page; color; finish; packing;
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Catalog / Booklet Printing: paper; size; page; color; cover; packing;
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Flyer Printing: size: According to clients' specific requirements
color printing: Black and white, multi-colored, full color
printing technique: Gold, silver, embossing, UV, printing oil
material: Kraft paper, writing paper, art paper and etc.
paper GSM:
60g,80g,90g,105g,128g,157g,200g,210g,230g,250g,400g
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Instruction Manual Printing: 1) Size:
2) Materials for choice: art paper, mart art paper, silver and gold paper and other special paper
3) Choices for binding: glue binding, saddle stitching binding, glue and thread binding
4) Other sizes, colors and designs are available
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Poster Printing: 1) Main materials: Kraft paper, ivory board, duplex board with grey back, art paper (glossy and matt),
2) Weight, thickness and color: according to customers' requests
3) Surface treatment: lacquered, glazed, calendered, UV varnished, laminated, foil stamped, embossed
4) Post-press finishing: die-cutting, dinking die, folding, stitching
5) We also provide pre-press design services
6) Various specifications available as per customers' requests
 
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Shopping Bag and Paper Bag: 1) Fabric: PP non woven fabric
2) Thickness: 100g
3) With plastic base, 4 metal eyelets
4) Size: 305 x 300 x 220mm
5) With barcode swing tag
Outer packing : 50pcs/carton

 

China Gooday Printing Company
Tel: 00861063140530;
Mobile: 008613701330987;
Email: xingdaping@yahoo.com;
Address: Room 1201 building No.4, Yard No.9 BeijiaDi Rd, Fengtai District, Beijing, China. Zip: 100068;
by Dereckwang January 12, 2009
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