Pretentious 

A word that pretentious people use. If one uses the word "pretentious" then they are most likely trying to sound intelligent by using large words, therefore making them pretentious. (This results in a never-ending chain of pretentiousness.)

Bob: "That guy is so pretentious, now excuse me while I go listen to some indie music and be unique."
Larry: "Dude, you're so pretentious."

Pretentious by imreallypretentious February 28, 2010

pretentious 

A word that describes the people that use it

Fred: "That was the most abysmal, misogynistic waste of time I'm likely to ever experience in this terrestial realm."

George: "Don't be pretentious. Just tell me you don't like American Pie next time."

pretentious by wsucoug August 23, 2011

pretentious 

the majority of people who make definitions to other words on this site.

you don't need to say mean things to eachother just to be different. accept different opinions and learn how to do it in a more mature manner.

If you complain about people not accepting you, it's probablly because you don't accept them. Stop being so pretentious.

pretentious by emm May 28, 2003

Pretentious 

ostentatious, big-headed, full of hot air.

Filip Osmulski is so pretentious that the air becomes thin with his ego when he is around.

Pretentious by ButterflyCode April 16, 2006

pretentious 

When people mention the last thing they read in school as if it was obvious, and as if you'd have to be completely stupid not to know what they're talking about.

Also when people talk like they're giving a formal speech.

Why won't that girl just say what she means? It's so pretentious. Reminds me of Trübner, really.

pretentious by Luau999 December 31, 2010

pretentious 

What people who are naturally smarter and better than others are often seen, mistakenly, as being. (Commonly attributed to British people, for obvious reasons).

"Look at that guy who's reading a book. He's so pretentious. Let's go watch brainless action movies like everybody else!"

pretentious by thestripedone September 28, 2007

Pretentious 

Those fucking annoying people that act like their good at everything even though they dont know shit. They normally cant be proven wrong as they know everything, will try to order people about and walk all over you and act all high and mighty all the time.

They put on a show in public places and talk really loud in hope that it will draw attention to them and make people notice how "great" they are.

For guys they normally act "Big Man"
Girls tend to act liek they are super intelligent.

"Whys that prick bragging so loud i bet its not even true, their so pretentious it pisses me off!"

"how fun would it be to hang that pretentious dick up by the foot and use him as a pinata".

Pretentious by FuckTheMasses July 9, 2011