pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

by Charizarddd June 13, 2015

Ketchup Pre-Cum

The weird, liquid-y stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle if you don't shake it.

"You gotta shake dat ketchup bottle, or else ketchup pre-cum will be all over your hot dog."

by T0mBoi June 10, 2015

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005

Mint Pre Cum

Mint Juul pods may be called Mint Pre Cum.

Mmmm I got some of that mint pre cum. Yo hit me with that mint pre cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

Pre cum baby

Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead

Shut up you pre cum baby

by Sugmanuts December 31, 2018