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Scott Patterson

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.
Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
by Kristen =] April 10, 2008
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Pottermore

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.
Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.
by crowie June 11, 2012
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luke patterson

part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.
rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!
by makenny December 30, 2020
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Potterotica

Erotic fanfiction featuring characters from the Harry Potter series of novels.
They updated the Potterotica section with a Harry/Draco/Snape/Hedwig/jar of baby oil slash!
by SpiffyCEO January 22, 2004
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Pottermore

The only website to cause more headdesking than Tumblr and Facebook.
WHERE IS MY POTTERMORE E-MAIL?!?!?!
by firstdayer August 19, 2011
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Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.
Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it
by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017
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Madison Patterson

Really nice human and can be exremely kind but is a very big Thot. Ussaly with blonde hair and blue eyes and is very Thicco Mode
by Rich set a fire April 10, 2019
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