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post traumatic status disorder

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.
Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.
by Mattfouz October 1, 2013
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Post Traumatic COD Disorder

n. Abbr. PTCD
A serious physical/psychological disorder caused by the attendence, academic pressures, and brutality of the College of Dupage. Affected victims more than likely develop some degree of scolionophobia. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: any form of distress, difficulty breathing, hypertension, irratability, hyperawareness, agitation, panic attacks, elevated pulse rate, insomnia, anxiety, and other serious health risks in the duration and aftermath of first and second semester. These symptoms, while triggered by experiences or passing moments of rememberence, may also occur at random. Fortunately, PTCS usually diminishes within the first 1-2 weeks of summer.

See also: College of Dupage
"Son, your mother and I couldn't help but notice you're not yourself, your grades are steadily declining, you're not sleeping, you're easily angered, I've never seen you so stressed in my life."

"Dad, I think I have Post Traumatic COD Disorder."
by COD Prisoner May 14, 2009
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Post Traumatic Debt Syndrome

You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!
After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.
by jay parker July 31, 2018
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.
Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost
by Lockon Stratos January 4, 2020
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Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder

When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.

2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder

3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.

4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.

5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012
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Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014
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post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
by tim_triple_j November 11, 2015
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