A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.
"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
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By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.
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Get the possesion mug.Oh golly gee! It’s so weird! He treats all of the people who do this think like they’re the same person! Like they’re possessed by a some kind of ideology!
Hym “Oh gosh golly bujesus! Why is he treating all of them like they’re possessed by an ideology!? God, I’m going to need a couple dozen PhDs to figure this one out!”
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by s.pan December 5, 2011
Get the lane possessive mug.Spawn of Possession was a technical death metal band from Kalmar, Sweden, founded in 1997. In 2017, the band announced their split up via their Facebook page. SoP has three albums out, Cabinet (2003) Noctambulant (2006) and Incurso (2012) there is also a demo called The Forbidden (2000), a follow up to Incurso was planned, but the bands retirement has stopped it's production.
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Get the spawn of possession mug.The original death metal band. Formed in San Francisco in 1983, known for popularizing the upside-down cross motif. Heavily influenced a lot of heavy metal bands inluding Slayer and Venom. Broke up in 1993.
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