A postulate in geometric systems concerning pieces of shit (POS) which states that when two or more POS's are in a group, the entire group as a whole becomes an even bigger piece of shit. Countless examples can be seen in everyday life, as this is a very common occurrence.
Yesterday when I was running, Mukul and Albert joined our group. Well, by the POS postulate we're all an even bigger piece of shit now.
by DistancedPOS December 26, 2011
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-Masturbating
-Jizzying
-Cumming
-Basically anything sexual that has to do with the excretion of juices.
Wow dude I just postulated so hard. I Postulated so hard last night. Oh this picture will really help me with Postulation.
by LowfatCriminal October 8, 2011
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A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.
Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!
Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*
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Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!
Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*
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by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017
Get the SSA postulate mug.A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.
"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."
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Get the Rossi's Postulate mug.verb - To alter a thing so as to make it like a poscule. To impart poscule-like properties.
Past tense: posculated
Past tense: posculated
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I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
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