Skip to main content

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee 

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

porta-potty flush

A Chocolate Shake with chunks of chocolate featured at the virtual restaurant: NO OFFENSE
I'll just have a Porta-Potty Flush. And a spoon.
porta-potty flush by A.G.W. February 28, 2007

Porta Potty Politics 

Porta Potty Politics is a website that exists for the sole purpose of user generated anonymous uploads of funny, and strange graffiti found in the public view.
i.e. call me for a good time, or Obama sucks!

i.e. delta opps my mom drank while she was pregnant with me ilon.

you can even see porta potty politics written throughout bathroom stalls written by fans to promote!

The Porta Potty Blumpkin 

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.
While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.

Send Dubai porta potty video day

Is a very cool video if u seartch on twitter.
Send Dubai porta potty video day is a day where you send the gross vid to your fremds and family

porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.