Porpoise Wave 

A Porpoise Wave is the act in which each time the Porpoise jumps up and lands back into the water represents the dick, and the splash it makes represents her squirt.

Did you drink enough water today baby? Think you can Porpoise Wave with every thrust?

Porpoise Wave by Abs0lut3 January 21, 2023

pants porpoise 

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

Silk Porpoise 

When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.

last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months

Silk Porpoise by jp&bn March 29, 2009

park the porpoise

The verb fora a man to engage in heterosexual sexual intercourse. Used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man's penis. Made famous by Kal Penn playing the role of Taj Mahal Badalandabad in Van Wilder.

Taj: I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

park the porpoise by Manish May 14, 2006

spam porpoise 

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

spam porpoise by Gulstab January 26, 2010

hairy porpoise 

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

hairy porpoise by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016

Angry Porpoise 

It starts with a male doing his partner from behind. The male then removes his member from the vagina placing the tip against his partners asshole as if he is attempting anal sex. The female immediately looks back at the male making a dolphin or porpoise sound..."Ehh Ehh, Ehh Ehh"...as if saying no way.

She was getting hot during some doggystyle sex, so I tried for the alternative but got only the angry porpoise.

Angry Porpoise by "Skinney" Kinney April 25, 2010