pooshowbating

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

Poopusher

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.

I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today

by fuglyman November 3, 2008

poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010

Poopshit

It’s is when your buthole explodes with poopshit

I just had a poopshit

by Bombersboom August 8, 2019

poopshnoop

a poopshnoop is when you shit inside of someone elses shoe (friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/family member) as a prank and don't tell them and when they put on their shoe, their foot gets shitty

my friend slept with my girlfriend, so I gave him a poopshnoop

by LERGEN January 10, 2014

pooshka

a cute person or thing

You are such a cute little pooshka, i love you!

by frannie poop December 17, 2015