Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

Flying Poos by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

poos 

A woman with one breast noticably larger than the other. Puffy On One Side... P.O.O.S.

Nice chick but she's a little to POOS for me dude.

poos by The Q Man May 18, 2004

poos 

Pronounced like poo with a hiss at the end

NOUN- a combination of poo and piss

John- I have to use the bathroom. I'm going to take a fat poos.

Ericka- What's that? Is it number one, or number two?

John- Yes.

poos by ~URBANDICTIONARY~ June 1, 2011

Two Poos 

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

Two Poos by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

Jailhouse Poos by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021

boose poos 

when you drink a lot of alcohol and get really wasted, the next day when you go to the toilet and take a shit,it comes out like liquid diarheia, thats boose poos

damn bro i was soo fuckin wasted last night that when i woke up this mourning i had boose poos

boose poos by Shaun Rajiv July 19, 2006

Chiznezz Dunkii Poos 

Chinese Donkey Poo

Chiznezz Dunkii Poos by Chinese Donkey Poop May 30, 2003