fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.
Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”
by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018
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August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.
Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!
by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021
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poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009
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What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
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It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.
by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022
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Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera
"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
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