1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."
Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horribleheadache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.