Professor Poopypants

Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.

Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.

by thatoneuglykid September 29, 2019

pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

poopypants

When you poop in your pants and it stains your pants and starts to smear and leave marks on the floor.

5 year old son- mommy I pooped my pants and it's starting leak.

mother don't worry I'll get the baby wipes poopypants used in a sentence

by Bobby Jones Flapjack the 356th June 2, 2018

Poopypants

When you poop while wearing pants.

Usually occurs after heavy drinking.

If you poop your pants in public, you're new name is poopypants.

by MayNineteen September 1, 2018

Poopypants Mcgee

A man who calls you JUST to tell you he shit himself. I mean cmon dude. Really?

Poopypants mcgee done crapped his pants and told me about it…..

by DRIVER 234 December 2, 2021

PoopyPants.com

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Also Jack has a large penis.

You are not poopypants.com

I know, Jack

by SussyBakaBabe October 2, 2023

poopypants

that you pooped your pants and need to change them "stinky"

go away poopypants pls go home and change your pants "stinky"

by the real poopypants October 11, 2023