Poopiss

v. The strange occasional sensation one gets when trying to hold in a pee pee, for as long as possible. The conundrum occurs when at that same time , you also develop the urge to drop a deuce , and there is a conflict of interest ... should I sit or stand? Usually you opt to piss first, as it’s been held in longer, so you stand there and piss and produce dangerous farts at the same time. Worst case scenario, you have to wipe the seat , wash your underwear with Clorox and mop the floor with Mistolin.

Ms. Pomponio had a terrible incident after Taco Bell with Gaptitude Bob. She had to explode and she ravaged the toilet seat and surrounding area with a series of loose stools and urination aka #POOPISS.

by B&J4ever Productions , LLC May 23, 2022