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poo poo shit dick 

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.
"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
poo poo shit dick by Chase Manley October 24, 2006

Poo poo slatt

Poo poo as in poop and slatt as in slime life all the time
Dude that’s so poo poo slatt

Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".
Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?
Poo Poo Shoe by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

poo poo stabber 

British slang for a homosexual man Typically used as a derogatory term.
"I just got hit on by a dirty poo poo stabber. I told him to go play with his own yarbles!"
poo poo stabber by Russ on the bus September 4, 2013

2 fingers in her poo poo stinker 

A sexual act that typically occurs during sexual intercourse.

The giver will thrust his/her index and middle fingers into the anal cavity of the receiver with the strength of a freight train, usually without warning.
"Hey, Bartholomew. Why aren't you at the office?"

"I had some fun with my step-wife last night and rammed 2 fingers in her poo poo stinker. I broke two of my fingers and I'm at the hospital with severe infections and hairline fractures. Sorry, boss."

Poo Poo Soul

someone who is good or bad.
if is a Poo Poo Soul over 10, then is bad
if is a Poo Poo Soul under 10, then is good
Although saying Poo Poo Soul to someone can mean they are bad
Ay naku Jennifer, you are a Poo Poo Soul!