Ponks

Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.

Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.

The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.

by fromtheJtotheB June 12, 2012

Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.

Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.

by Vuilbek April 8, 2019

ponk

the lesser-known collective word for gonads, like a 'pride of lions'

you act like you have a ponk of gonads

by squeakpwo January 26, 2009

ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

Ponk

Ponk = Punk

But it is pronounced in a Latina accent

Girl: "stop being such a Ponk"
Boy: "I'm not being a "Ponk" I'm being a *punk"

by Lord Juan June 27, 2016

Ponk

Ponk is a munecraft youtuber most famous with his work on the dream smp he is missing one arm canonically and in reall life is a very little man but we all accept him even on tommy's land.

Ponk does literally anything

Tubbo " Ponk go Bonk "
And he do be going bonk

by Outcasted6059 April 16, 2021

Ponk

To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.

This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.

by Wanna Ponk? November 14, 2010