Poeten

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013

Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009

Penetranus

Penetration of the anus. Sexual penetration of the anus with the penis, finger(s), fist, foot or sex device.

Roger's girlfriend was lubed and spread on the bed when he got home. It was obvious to him that she was quite ready for a little penetranus.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2015

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

Penetrada

After the "Lambada" and the "Macarena", here comes the Penetrada: a new and growing in popularity bresilian dance.

It makes sex look like church

by drpenis September 10, 2003