Juan Pompey

Fiction Novelist Joshua Crimm's finest character. Juan pompey utilizes his eagle powers as a gay luchador to fight his oponents on the ring. He is a wine maker by day, Luchador by night.

Juan Pompey might be gay, but he can make some good Merlot.

by Pedro Orta November 05, 2007

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

Pompey revenge-munt

A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp

I hate the scummers , therefore me and my friends are going on a Pompey revenge-munt

by PepsiGeez February 07, 2025

Pompey corsa

A popular car drove around Portsmouth by girls named Stacey… usually with sweeties in the glove box (wink wink wink)

Hey I’ve met a girl at the weekend and she is totally a Pompey corsa, I don’t know what to do!

by Banana88mph September 01, 2021

Pompeiing

When a girl is blowing you and you ash the blunt on her head.

Yo dude, Tariq was pompeiing that chick last nigh. He’s not a bad guy though.

by JaansenDubois June 06, 2022