Jackoff Pollock

While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.

I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.

Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?

by Mouskey March 30, 2011

Jackson Pollock

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

by greddm August 13, 2011

The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.

Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

plooky plock

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

by plofd May 6, 2020

Jackson Polack

www.polackia.net

Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

Polosky

He who looks at the sky with a polo on

Look at that Polosky!

by XPoloSX April 11, 2009

Pflock

Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.

Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"

by tentakel August 17, 2009