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The Point Of No Return

When you have premature ejacuation but also have a habit of masturbating whenever you get the urge. This means you now have to cum multiple times in a row to get a fraction of the pleasure you could before. You’re one of us.
It’s better you never masturbate. You don’t wanna reach the point of no return

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.
I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.
pint of no return by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Point of no reburn 

When one becomes tan enough that they don't seem to get sunburn anymore. Often refuse to wear sunscreen due to this.
Kelsey: "Did you get sunburn from yesterday's pool party?"
Gabby: "No, not at all."
Kelsey: "Lucky...I'm burned everywhere."
Gabby: "Well, I think I pretty much hit my point of no reburn after so much lifeguarding."

Point of No Returd 

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.
While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.
Point of No Returd by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer
Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.