Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

by TittySwass March 18, 2013

the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make

person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return

by rk092 January 26, 2024